January 2011
65 posts
"One day Pat Robertson, Glenn Beck, Matt Barber,... →
“One day Pat Robertson, Glenn Beck, Matt Barber, Fred Phelps, Jimmy Swaggart, et al., will at once yell “PSYCH!” and reveal their epic grift.”
–Zoeytrope
December 2010
178 posts
"The only thing I've consumed within the past 24... →
“The only thing I’ve consumed within the past 24 hours is LSD and alcohol.”
–ToasterRodeo
"My birth? 2 hot preggo lez ladies scissoring–1... →
“My birth? 2 hot preggo lez ladies scissoring–1 baby came out of each womb @ same time & we mashed in2 each other forming PanGendered Godling”
–leducviolet
home again, home again, jiggity jog →
home again, home again, jiggity jog
"The Barley Pub is objectively the best bar in... →
“The Barley Pub is objectively the best bar in Dover. Trophy’s was great but it will be reincarnated as a martini tapas bistro or some shit.”
–SatanSolomon
Don't mind me, just posting all of my pokemon...
fuckyeahsupereffective:
"clownpenis.fart" →
“clownpenis.fart”
–pheco
to be shown the truth: Opening Salvo →
tobeshownthetruth:
It is no surprise that I love you Why wouldn’t I?
After all, you’re possessed of everything That gives the secret-yet-everyday motions Of my heart’s chambers a thrill That runs from there to all my nerve endings
Tiny ones in my palms That I didn’t even know I had
Until you, that is.
It’s not…
"Twitter: We're all special. We all bring a... →
“Twitter: We’re all special. We all bring a different view point to the Timeline. Everyone has value here. That’s why it’s fun. All Equal.”
–llvvzz
"Cant wait to see what bot will be my 200th... →
“Cant wait to see what bot will be my 200th follower!! Good luck to all bots out there.”
–Ennui_Raver
"THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE AND THEY ALL... →
“THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE AND THEY ALL HAVE….PARTS.”
–jenihead
e-pic:
…. I have TONS of excited gifs, but here are a few. :P
My bitchy letter to fairpoint
I don’t ever want to talk to these jerks on the phone again. As it is I’ve burned entirely too much daylight, at work, dealing with this un-pleasantry. :( I owed them, for services never rendered, more than I take home in a week. I feel stupid and robbed.
First and foremost, I want to cancel my service.
I wanted to cancel my service many months ago, back when I moved out of my...
"That's the spirit, you cursing motherfuckers. ... →
“That’s the spirit, you cursing motherfuckers. THAT’S THE FUCKING SPIRIT.”
–ISaidDont
Wherein yours truly rattles on about anonymity →
"Man, it's already nearly the end of 2010. I... →
“Man, it’s already nearly the end of 2010. I blinked a few times and must’ve missed about six months.”
–jdcrowley
The OK Cupid Profile of 'Harry Harrison' →
julian-assange-fanciers-guild:
(via Reddit.com) Bullshit or not, all we ask is that you carefully peruse this profile, photos included. You will probably LOL your ass off, just like we did.
AHAHAHAH no fuckin way.
It’s the last online 2006 that boggles the mind.
"I don't care if you have nearly 21k followers.... →
“I don’t care if you have nearly 21k followers. I’m marking you as spam because you can’t spell and you’re selling mumbo jumbo.”
–ashedryden
"BEHOLD MY BALLPIT OF DOOM!... →
“BEHOLD MY BALLPIT OF DOOM! 28.media.tumblr.com/…”
–TPHD
"Born Gay http://twitpic.com/3ehkp3" →
“Born Gay http://twitpic.com/3ehkp3”
–PRguitarman
Alien Chestburster Scene picture by... →
http://s579.photobucket.com/albums/ss239/Zackrulez_photos/?action=view¤t=Thechestburster.gif&newest=1
