February 2011
45 posts
"take my cool ghost whistle i dont have any lungs" →
“take my cool ghost whistle i dont have any lungs”
–wolfpupy
January 2011
65 posts
"Hey, lady. Notice how nobody else on the bus is... →
“Hey, lady. Notice how nobody else on the bus is blaring music on their cellphone? It’s not because we can’t.”
–Zoeytrope
"you're welcome, america" →
“you’re welcome, america”
–thebattleangel
eff it, i'm at kelley's row →
eff it, i’m at kelley’s row
"I had a dream you were all naked & MLK... →
“I had a dream you were all naked & MLK cried.”
–MisterPrankster
"My cats breath smells like cat food" →
“My cats breath smells like cat food”
–Bro_Pair
"One metric fuck-ton of coffee please." →
“One metric fuck-ton of coffee please.”
–vanhogtrio
"ayyo @twitter can i get the term 'followers' on... →
“ayyo @twitter can i get the term ‘followers’ on my page switched to ‘disciples’ #danheed”
–mydxmproblem
if that's the result of freezing fog, then it is... →
if that’s the result of freezing fog, then it is neat & i approve Posted by Ping.fm
$1.50/gal synthetic gas with no carbon emissions? →
hotcocksauce:
This could be big.
Monkey Muck: Goodbye Sally Ann →
Tags: blog culture religion
Ecosa Institute : Regenerative Ecological Design... →
Tags: environment organization
The Anti-Male, Anti-Sex Falsehoods That Rule... →
http://www.alternet.org/story/149625/the_anti-male,_anti-sex_falsehoods_that_rule_discussions_about_porn_and_sexuality?page=entire
inebriation:
just past silver st on central heading away from... →
just past silver st on central heading away from downtown, this is where dover says “fuck pedestrians” Posted by Ping.fm
"Harold and Kumar go to DM" →
“Harold and Kumar go to DM”
–caramelldanser
“Let’s not lower our standards to the point where we think Keith Olbermann is the...”
– Soup: Juan Cole: Olbermann Departs, as Media Consolidate Further
(via bestrooftalkever)
Can you imagine if Kristin Stewart and Nicolas...
weshouldmakebabies:
Opening scene
Introduction of a problem
Trying to solve the problem
Sex scene
Surprise
Climax
Kristin Stewart’s obligatory crying scene
Resolution
Conclusion
The movie is actually good
Sequel
"I am continuously amazed by how many fans of... →
“I am continuously amazed by how many fans of sci-fi are completely unable to suspend their disbelief.”
–david_wolkin
“I told her tea bags were just a convenience for people with busy lives and she...”
– ‘Tis, Frank McCourt (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
My friend told me the other day, “All I want to do is enjoy things slowly.” Mmm.
(via ashwara)
“— July 2008: A gunman named Jim David Adkisson, agitated at how “liberals” are...”
– Eighteen examples of right-wing domestic terrorism detailed by freelance journalist and author David Neiwert (via Digby)
I remember many of these. But of course each one happened in its own convenient vacuum. No need for society to turn a critical eye to itself, no siree.
(via tenderstatue)
"poetry is for assholes; i am the king of poetry" →
“poetry is for assholes; i am the king of poetry”
–ponchopeligroso
From the audio files of the inimitable Ms. April...
weird internal dialog describing everything that's... →
weird internal dialog describing everything that’s going on…. including this, oh god recursion… halp
"we fled current day US for the grandeur of the... →
“we fled current day US for the grandeur of the court of Kublai Khan. Wanted to see if it lived up to Coleridge’s hype. The yak made me gassy”
–malpertuis
"Yeah, I bet Vick's going to go home and cry... →
“Yeah, I bet Vick’s going to go home and cry himself to sleep in his multi-million dollar home. Take that!”
–ISaidDont
“The law discriminates against rape victims in a manner which would not be...”
– anon. (via reqbat) (via directactioniswitchcraft) (via iisabelle) (via bradicalmang) (via skoutt) Beautiful. (via krona, directactioniswitchcraft-deacti) (via floorofgiraffes) (via womyneosoul) (via veggielezzyfemmie)
Wow, this is really powerful.
(via lasocialista)
(via...
“In a real capitalist society, the only rights you have would be the rights you...”
– Noam Chomsky, On Violence and Youth (via mohandasgandhi)
"~yOu JuSt GoT dIsSeD~ -Diss In-Gage hacker... →
“~yOu JuSt GoT dIsSeD~ -Diss In-Gage hacker cracker phone phr3aker 1992”
–Perfect_Beanis
